Outbound 54 6:45pm 1.21.11

Been tryin to upload this one for the last 5 days. POS computer.

I got this one dude who I’ll call a non crazy “crazy” person. Cool dude but this cat got some issues. The first time he got on my bus was a Daly City Bart when the giants were playing and we were talking bout sports for a bit and then started telling me his life story. He went to jail for a bit for some issues with the police where basically his pit-bull bit a cop because they were beating retraining him. So he got out and some dude told him to go the psych ward and say he was crazy.

DUDE DID THAT.

So when he sees me he has told me how he was in the psycho ward and they made him take some crazy pills but he just “cheeked” them and never swallowed them.  He said his shrink would ask him questions regarding his mental stability and he would get mad because they didn’t want to let him have a dog( part of some rule since he’s unstable) So he would tell the guy things like he was going to jump in front of a train or he was going to hurt himself etc…

So when it was my last day on the 54 I was coming outbound and I got to Cayuga st. and its dude standing at the bus stop. He greets me and says “thanks for paying your taxes bro!” and I was like umm yeah ok. Then he told me that since us taxpayers are the ones paying his check he’s thankful. I started laughing because he came outta nowhere with that one.

So I get to Daly City BART and get off the bus and he comes up to tell me that he got his clipper/RTC pass  a couple days ago and he told me that during the process of them giving him the card they made him take a money test. He said that they put out some bills and change. He then has to put it into a fare box of sorts and it should equal the fare he needs to put in. He tells me that the test is another way for them to verify if he’s lying or not because if he puts the right fare, it would show that he isn’t crazy. So he goes and puts in 1.85 in the box and the money disappears. The lady behind the counter tells him that he needs to try again. So he does. He drops more than 2 dollars in the second time. So the lady tells him to try again. He then tells the lady “is this 3 strikes and your out? I’m on a lot of anxiety pills because I was coming to this meeting.” The lady proceeds to tell him that not to worry and to try again. So he does and it’s wrong again and the lady issues the card to him.  He then told me about how another shrink was questioning him about religion. He tells the guy that he believes in God and how his whole back is tatted up with religious stuff and then he shows me a pic of the Virgin Mary and how he carries that and he carries a card with the grim reaper. I ask him why he carries both and he tells me that he prays in the morning to the Virgin Mary but realizes that the reaper is always one step away. I guess he is right.

So he’s just letting me know hella stuff but I have to cut him off since I had to go to the restroom. I tell him ill catch him later and walk away.

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